Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Kereta Tanah Melayu (KTM) or Kereta Tidak Muda??

People staying in West Malaysia, I believe you know bout ktm, which stands for keretapi tanah melayu. **PISS-OFF**. You think we are still tanah melayu meh?? Even ang-moh oso know is Malaysia larh. No wonder they never upgrade at all since they are the first keretapi elektrik in tanah melayu last time!!!!

Yesterday, I went to do some shopping at Mid Valley. After that, I bought 3 tickets for my mum and sis. Hoping to reach back home at around 7.15pm but the OLD-FASHION Komuter has broken down some way in " TANAH MELAYU". Then the ktm staff announced, "The komuter is having some technical problem between Salak Selatan and Tasik Selatan, the time will be rescheduled. The ktm is estimated to arrived in 3...o minutes". **WTF**. 30 minutes!!! The station was full of people, some more the time was around 6pm. Fine, we wait and wait and wait, after the 20 minutes, the staff announced again.....Guess what??? We have to wait another 30 minutes. All of us in the station, "#@*%$#@$$@#!!*%@....". This is the time where all of us show how deep is our knowledge in Foul language.

Anothe 30 mins passed, we saw the train coming BUT...It stopped halfway!!**Diu**Spoilt again. After the komuter rest a while only it came slowly to the station like Ah Pek.
The ktm stopped and human ( Oh ya, I am the first one--the cute piggy, can you see??) stampede happened instantly. (As usual, Malaysian). So, all of us PUSH, PUSH...push in and push out. **Erhmm......**(Dun tink too far ok???This is a very "healthy" blog)

Sweat.....we were like sardine in the komuter. Sticking to each other. The smell in the train, I would say is Magnifique (Magnificent). You can really smell all sorts of ......like dior perfume mixed with polo perfume and the best thing is mixed with human nature perfume that is SWEAT !! WOW, it all just smells like chow taufu. Luckily, I am HIONG taufu which was able to cover the smell.**HAHAHA**

Finally, we all reached home safely without being stepped by other ppl.**Phew...!!**my ETA(estimated time of arrival) is not that accurate anyway because of that Old train. Why LRT, Monorail and other train can have their frequency of every 5 minutes but not the KTM!!! Izit because the owner of KTM is from Penang???(Kiam Siap, haha, no offend, actually penang ppl is wise in spending). I really have no idea. Although this issue has been widely discussed in the newspaper, it seems like no action is taken so far...(FYI, I cant even open their website when I was trying to "know" more about ktm, it shows server not found,**SWEAT**, if not, try yourself--click here))

Perhaps, KTM is just too old and we need to respect OLD MAN.

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